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The Secret To Bargaining

The secret to bargaining is this:
offer them more, for less.

Explanation

What is bargaining? It’s trying to gain something you value for a price you’re willing to pay. If you price lower than what the seller is offering, you risk the chance of offending them and running them off. So what do you do? You offer them more, for less. Pull out of your pocket things that you would be willing to give in exchange for what they have. In this, creativity is rewarded.

Shock & Awe

A man forced to patrol his neighbourhood is the police.
And his mates his gang.

If a gang doesn’t instill fear, it doesn’t survive.
Takes notes from the police.

Explanation

Police intimidation is what kept millions of Canadians locked up in their homes during COVID. Many killed themselves, but that’s so passé. Take notes, Steadfast.

Coop D’etat

When a people is ready for a coup, they stop eating what the government offers them.

What starts as feed, ends up being for our slaughter.

Explanation

No services, no security, no communication. They reject all the feed the farmer offers them, ushering the possibility of greener pastures. It’s a plea to God for good government.

Latest Riddles

Virtuous

I am a lot.
Lift me up.

Take your Bible out cause this is a biblical riddle.

Answer/Explanation

The answer is Virgin(s).

  1. 144,000 virgins is a lot.
  2. Euphemism for being crucified; Jesus is a virgin.
  3. Virtuous is a synonym for virgin.

ACHTUNG!

Will I bear a sword?
Or will we eat meat?
Many seek my face.

What am I?

Answer/Explanation

The answer is a King.

  1. A King may bear a sword and be just using it. See Romans 13:3,4.
  2. He may be an unjust ruler who’s stingy. See Proverbs 23:1-3.
  3. Another way of saying everyone seeks the kings favour. Proverbs 19:6

A Breath

I am almost never shorter than a breath.
My senses tell me I’m the best.
My enemy sooth-says my ascension.

What am I?

Answer/Explanation

A Man.

  1. A mans life is typically longer than a breath
  2. Because of the fall, we think we should be God.
  3. The Angel of Light lies to people.

Marksmanship

I am a weapon.
No lighter than a feather.
Only pros can truly wield me.

What am I?

Answer/Explanation

The answer is Words.

  1. Words can kill.
  2. As light as the paper it’s written on.
  3. Prose.

Blowing Sand

I used to be made out of stone.
Now I’m made out of glass.

What am I?

Answer/Explanation

The answer is a Tablet.
1) The Rosetta stone was made out of stone.
2) Modern tablet displays are made out of glass.

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