Holocaust?
How many Jews died in the holocaust?
I don’t know, Ashkenazi!
Ashkenazi Jews know a lot about the holocaust.
How many Jews died in the holocaust?
I don’t know, Ashkenazi!
Ashkenazi Jews know a lot about the holocaust.
What do you call a Hypotenuse?
A good Saturday.
High pot and noose.
How many Jews died in the holocaust?
I don’t know, Ashkenazi!
Ashkenazi Jews know a lot about the holocaust.
Knock knock
Yes?
Knock KNOCK
Hello?
It is the POLICE
Knock knock
Who’s there?
Alimony
Alimony who?
Alimony is gone!
Knock knock
Who’s there?
I AM
I am who?
I AM, that I AM
Mr.Tortoise do you take your girlfriend Miss Eau Claire De La Lune to be your lawfully wedded wife?
Yes, I d- LISTENEVERYONEMYNAMEISTAY
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~
See The Hare.
The secret to bargaining is this:
offer them more, for less.
What is bargaining? It’s trying to gain something you value for a price you’re willing to pay. If you price lower than what the seller is offering, you risk the chance of offending them and running them off. So what do you do? You offer them more, for less. Pull out of your pocket things that you would be willing to give in exchange for what they have. In this, creativity is rewarded.
The secret to respecting others is this:
serve them and know this, God loves you more than them.
Familiarity can breed contempt for someone, so if you’re having trouble respecting them, try this:
Serve them publicly, while knowing God loves servant-hood so much he rewards it.
The secret to gaining respect is this:
live lavishly.
Have taste in buying rich items worth their value.
Brawn breaks bone.
But mind breaks spirit.
Force can break a man’s body but not his spirit, unless you apply yourself.
A man forced to patrol his neighbourhood is the police.
And his mates his gang.
If a gang doesn’t instill fear, it doesn’t survive.
Takes notes from the police.
Police intimidation is what kept millions of Canadians locked up in their homes during COVID. Many killed themselves, but that’s so passé. Take notes, Steadfast.
When a people is ready for a coup, they stop eating what the government offers them.
What starts as feed, ends up being for our slaughter.
No services, no security, no communication. They reject all the feed the farmer offers them, ushering the possibility of greener pastures. It’s a plea to God for good government.
I am a lot.
Lift me up.
Take your Bible out cause this is a biblical riddle.
The answer is Virgin(s).
“Woof Woof”
Roughly translates to: I won’t enter heaven.
What am I?
The answer is Dogs, or better, Cowards.
Meaning cowards won’t enter heaven.
Will I bear a sword?
Or will we eat meat?
Many seek my face.
What am I?
The answer is a King.
I am almost never shorter than a breath.
My senses tell me I’m the best.
My enemy sooth-says my ascension.
What am I?
A Man.
I am a weapon.
No lighter than a feather.
Only pros can truly wield me.
What am I?
The answer is Words.
I used to be made out of stone.
Now I’m made out of glass.
What am I?
The answer is a Tablet.
1) The Rosetta stone was made out of stone.
2) Modern tablet displays are made out of glass.
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